Tuesday, April 27, 2010
“Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi suggested women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. “Women who do not dress modestly…lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases (consequently) earthquakes”.
That’s a direct quote from the Iranian media.
Women who expose their Big Boobs partially or whole-heartedly caused the recent earthquakes?
It only follows that Gay men who wear Speedos obviously caused the volcanic eruption.
I said Eruption. NOT erection. Get your mind out of the gutter, please.
Keep it there for another few lines.
“Oh, baby, baby- you’re the best I’ve ever had and that’s the truth!
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Oh Jennifer Aniston! Grab his coat and show him the door. Don't invite him for Eggs Benedict in the morning either.
All in all Iran has never been the same since the Shah of Iran. Of course now it’s the Rogers of Iran.
Speaking of changing, if you have a Canadian Red Maple Leaf Flag flying at your business, at home in the backyard or waterfront at the cottage, please take a moment to see if it’s in near perfect condition. I have seen more than a few flags all ripped, torn and twisted around their poles. If your flag is not in near perfect condition, please replace your flag.
Now, for a piece of RobBlog wisdom- free for the reading. A tiny piece of knowledge that has been documented and researched more than a few times.
“The only thing that should be twisted around a pole is a black-haired, late twenty-something, athletically-built guy,dancing at the local Gay bar.”
The End…..or is it??
Have a flag-waving day!
Posted by Rob Reid at 7:06 AM