It said- Judgement Day was coming May 21.
It didn’t happen.
The Reverend responsible re-jigged the date for October.
Ummm. Sorry. Didn’t happen then either.
Anyway, at that time I suggested in a blog to prepare for the end of days. With the “real” end of the world coming up in December of this year, I thought I would update my list before time runs out in December- for real this time!
So, points from my Bucket List from last May is listed first. The update is in italics.
- Open the cottage for the season- albeit a short one, a week early.
Still don’t have a cottage but I am certainly looking to have a little oceanfront place in Honolulu although the December date is a little unrealistic! ~sigh~
Loved the Lion King. Now I’m worried about my War Horse tickets?
- Make a new will that doesn’t include a bunch of greedy, no-good relatives. They’ll never get your stuff anyway.
Done!!!!!!
- Mail your Christmas Cards- early! I’m just mailing all the cards I got last Christmas back- just not to the same people who sent them and I’m doing the mailout in September.
- If you’ve never robbed a bank, you might try it early one May morning before the end!
What’s the worst that could happen- a few hours or minutes in prison?
Still haven’t robbed from anything- except maybe from the fountain of youth!- Have Sex with your best friend. It’s not like it’s a long-term thing or anything.
Haven’t followed through because I just don’t have a Best Friend.
- Wondering where to go for that winter Holiday next year. Do you really care?
You should, because there may not be a lot of “earth” left!
- Spend your life savings on something frivolous- like a slot machine at the Casino.
Done. All my savings are gone rather than invested!
So, that’s how I made out with my Bucket list from last May in advance of the end of the world. Now that Reverend tells us this week he has no ^&^%$* idea as to when the world will end and quite frankly he’s *&^%*&^ tired of thinking about it.
So there.
Look, just-
Live your life.
Laugh a lot.
And Love because the end of your world may be sooner than any of us think!
