What
the hell are those Catholics up to now- specifically the Pope.
He
abdicates?
So
wad up wit dat?
There
has to be more of a story behind the story.
There
are the rumours of him making a deal with the Italian Government because there
is some
“Homosexual”
stuff that’s being suppressed.
I
know.
It’s
hard to believe that the Catholic Church would hide stuff from the world isn’t
it?
Only
kidding!
Well
who the hell would be surprized at anything the church hides from its flock.
So,
take a Gay Catholic man who wants to hide from himself and the world.
To
where does he run?
Right
into the Catholic priesthood of course.
Now,
I am not saying that Mr. Benedict is “light in the ruby slippers” but there is
some sort of “Gay Catholic Mafia” thriving in the Vatican.
What
the Fuck you say?
Of
come on!
It’s
been hinted at in all the papers. Mostly, online in European Media. Some “Gay Chain
of
Command”
is controlling what really happens in Vatican City and I’m not just talking
fashion and home decorating. I am talking about changes that may lie ahead, now
that Benny has stepped down.
So,
cool your jets.
God’s
representative on earth hasn’t done something like this since Jesus was a
choirboy.
It’s
all new.
Precedents
are being set.
Beef
may be back on Friday’s Menu.
The
Past Pope still gets to wear white- ever the virgin, just not those pointy hats
anymore.
Will
he step out on the town?
Will
he have an espresso at a Gay Café in downtown Rome?
Why
not?
If
he wants a trendy coffee or spend an
afternoon shoe-shopping- why not?
He’s
not dead.
He’s
just a former pope.
Of
course right now some starving peasant in Mexico or Columbia makes “the most comfortable
brown shoes ever” that Ben- reportedly, is only too happy to wear in place of those
red slippers.
It’s
like coming home. Our friend Dorothy was probably happy to slip back into her
rubber boots when she returned home to the farm in Kansas after her whirlwind trip
to the “Emerald City”.
However,
unlike Dorothy, his “Holy-Mess” still gets to live in the “Emerald City” in Rome.
Although,
right now, he’s spending some time at the summer house while his apartment is
being re-decorated back in the city. I
wonder who’s doing that?
Chris
and Steven?
Ben
Emeritus- that’s his new name, says he’s going to pray and have a “think” for the
rest of his life and here I thought my life was boring as hell.
Of
course he may have some nice things to look forward to.
Chatelaine
and Men’s Fitness magazines will still arrive on time after a change of address
card is sent.
He
will still have staff- and his rod too!
Maybe
there’ll a new pool boy to gaze upon- clad in a tiny Vatican Speedo, for those
lazy summer days lingering around the Holy Pool. Remember, this is the Pope
that had several stripped-to-the-waist acrobatics tumble and tuck- I said
tuck!- for him and the Carninal boys.
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Then,
he’ll need a young strapping lad to cut his toenails or shave his back.
Ben
will need someone to dress him in the morning and help me retire at night.
A
Holy Laundry Lad will be on duty to beat the “skid marks” from his poo poo
undies- using a blessed rock, down by the banks of the Tiber.
What
fun will be had by all!
Maybe
some of the bitches from the Holy Gay Mafia will come by and spend the weekend
doing what men do with boys. I mean, the Catholic Priesthood wrote the book on
that pastime.
So,
people let’s not feel too sad. Brighter days are ahead and no, I don’t mean the
Catholics will finally treat women with the equality they deserve- oh My Goodness-
No!
I
mean maybe the Holy “C” will finally easy on down the road towards the
acceptance of Gays, Abortion, and sexual protection.
Stranger
things have happened.
