Someone
on Twitter asked PMO Spokesperson- Andrew MacDougall-
“How
does it feel to work for the biggest Asshole in Canada?”
Now,
MacDougall has just been appointed Mr. Harper’s Director of Communications last
month because the other fella threw in the towel. It was either that or going
back to be gagged with the damn thing.
He
chose “freedom”!
So what
did this new guy Andrew MacDougall say?
Well…hee
hee…haw haw…OMG this is priceless…
MacDougal
counters the “How does it feel to work for the biggest asshole in Canada
question” with a similar smart-ass reply.
He
said:
“I
wouldn’t know. I don’t work for you!”
I
Don’t
Work
For
You!
Haw.
Haw.
Classic
stuff!
Of course
we shouldn’t be surprized. We all know that Mrs. Harper shares a bed with a
clown, so humour-filled, over the top comments like this are all sheep shit
from the barnyard to most Canadians.
Funny
though...
One has
to give him that much.
Maybe
not exactly the way a PM’s spokesperson should answer a fellow Canadian.
I mean
both he and Harper really do work for each and every one of us.
That’s
where their salaries and retirement funds come from-
Our
pockets.
Always
have.
No
surprize there.
From Liberals
who shaped our country. Gave us our flag.
Allowed
us all “Equal rights”.
Gays
and Lesbians- Equal marriage.
Yes,
from bringing constitution home in Liz’s handbag, all the way to Conservatives
who ummm…gave us ….ummmm…took away the penny, we have paid for all of them-
even chunky former CTV reporters who now sit in the Senate collecting massive
sums and
who will
eventually retire on some pretty nice funds all from us as well.
Gosh
darn it!
We are
nice- aren’t we?
Now the
Proud Canadian who fielded the question on Twitter in the first place hasn’t
said a smart-ass thing back to MacDougall yet!
Probably
just considering his next move.
He has
to be careful this time.
All
Canada is watching.
It has
to be a biggy!
Carefully
constructed so as not to fall into the same trap he did the first time.
There
can be no zingers that the intended prey can use to his advantage and slap him
right back in the kisser!
No the
Twitter guy is just taking his time and looking at some possibilities from
every angle.
There
can be no loopholes this time.
What if
he types this to Mr. MacDougall:
“Hey is
your refrigerator running?”
MacDougall
answers back: “Yes!”
Twitter
replies sharply: “Well, ya better go catch it then!”
Hah!
He
could get him good with that iron-clad piece of buffoonery.
However,
it’s just not up to you and I, I’m afraid.
This
top level political stuff is way out of our league.
We’ll
just have to sit still and wait this one out- unless you’re out there chasing
down a runaway fridge!
