Just Another Holly Day on
Bleeker Street
Time: 213PM
The Day: Tuesday
Blanche:
Fah-Lah-Lah-Lah-Lah-Lah-Lah-Lah-Lah!
Jane: What the Fah-Lah-Lah-Fu**
in tarnation makes you such a happy handicapper?
Blanche: Sister Dear! Really!
It’s the Holiday Season? Why have you been sleeping in the root cellah again
Jane?
Jane: Veruh Funny Blanche.
You Holiday Hipsters make me wanna ….
Blanche: (quickly) Sing at
the top of your lungs Jane?
Jane: (Lights a fag) Ya. Sure. Somethin’ like that! ~puff-drag-puff~
Blanche: Look Sister. Why don’t
you go up in the attic and bring the rest of the Holiday decorations down here
and we’ll decorate the tree- together.
Jane: Oh, you’d like that
wouldn’t ya Sister Dear? ~puff~
Blanche: Look Jane, Mr.
Sorenson is coming by with a fresh, balsam spruce this afternoon and think of
the fun we’d have decorating it all up. Why I could bake some brownies and make
hot chocolate.
Jane: ~harumphhhh~ puff~ drag~puff~
Blanche: We could turn on the
old 8 Track machine, plug in a Perry Como tape and hang some balls and light
the lights!
Jane: ~sarcastically~ Now, wouldn’t that just be a “ball” of fun! You and
me actin’ like sisters, Sister!
Blanche: Oh c’mon Jane. It’ll
be fun. Do it for me.
Jane: (pauses) You say you’d
make some brownies?
Blanche: Yes.
Jane: With fudge frosting?
Blanche: ~laughs~ Yes Jane
Dear. ~chuckles~ With fudge frosting!
Jane: OK. I’m in but just
remebah this doesn’t mean I love the holidays. I’m doin’ it for you.
Blanche: Good enough for
me Sister Dear. Good Enough for me.
Blanche wheels away into the kitchen to bake her
brownies while Jane heads for the attic room and the Christmas Boxes. Looks
like it just might be a Happy Holiday on Bleeker Street this year!
