Words are never enough…
Two rich society “friends”- Marcia and Roweena, meet on the street. A conversation- of sorts, ensues. Roweena speaks first.
Marcia: Roweena!
Roweena: Marcia
Marcia: so
Roweena: so
Marcia: it’s…
Roweena: yes?
Marcia: really
Roweena: yes?
Marcia: really…
Roweena: yes…
Marcia:…you?
Roweena: Certainly
Marcia: Oh.
Roweena: What?
Marcia: Surgery?
Roweena: Yes.
Marcia: Ah…
Roweena: Well?
Marcia: Perfect!
Roweena: Liar.
Marcia: Skank!
Roweena: Yes!
Marcia: Ummm…
Roweena: what?
Marcia: tea?
Roweena: Delightful
Marcia: where?
Roweena: there!
Marcia: Lovely.
Server: Ladies?
Marcia: Tea..
Roweena: Two.
Server: Scones?
Roweena: No
Server: Brownies?
Roweena: Chocolate?
Server: naturally.
Roweena: Yes.
Marcia: two
Server: Certainly.
Marcia: Cute.
Roweena: Hot
Marcia: precisely.
Roweena: So?
Marcia: Oh…
Roweena: Sorry.
Marcia: Sorry?
Roweena: Yes.
Marcia: I
Roweena: just
Marcia: just?
Roweena: felt
Marcia: unloved?
Roweena: Old!
Marcia: hmmm
Roweena: Yes!
Marcia: Really?
Server: Tea!
Marcia: Thanks.
Roweena: Brownies…
Marcia: Ooooh.
Roweena: Ummm...
Server: Ma’am?
Roweena: F**k?
Server: Now?
Roweena: Yes.
Marcia: Roweena!!
Roweena: Sorry.
Marcia: but..
Roweena: Horny…
Marcia: figures.
Roweena: stud…
Server: Ma’am?
Roweena: Come...
Server: Probably.
Roweena: Naughty!
Marcia: Roweena…
Roweena: Marcia…
Marcia: Skank.
Roweena: Yes!
The End
