This
ROBBLOG is called- “How Come”?
How
come Americans believe Justin Bieber is American? Not that I really care, they
can have him- for good.
I
watched a You Tube video of a US Music Awards show recently. I wonder how come
Americans think that they are the only country in the world that have done the
right thing and allowed gay marriage in what- 11 states? What about the fact
that gay marriage is legal in many countries such as here in Canada, in Spain,
England and France? Doesn’t that count? The whole world doesn’t think "American"
you know.
How
come it never knows when to stop snowing?
How
come Hugh Jackman gets the whole package- good looks, muscles, a nice
smattering of hair on his chest as well as ability to act and sing?
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| Ahhhh...Hugh Jackman. A pretty picture. |
How
come that rap song- “Same Love” is so big? It's still rap and when the guy
doesn't talk-rap on the recording, a girl- who at least can sing, chortles the
chorus. What's going to happen to rap music 20 years down the road? Are people
going to have fond memories to hold on to when they think of a rap song?
How
come it’s rumoured that Stephen Harper and the Harperites have purposely
devalued the Canadian buck? Is it because he has us- the taxpayers, to foot the
bill for his mini-vacations to the Holy Land under the guise of “leadership”. Does anyone in Israel really care about Canada
or does any country Harper gives 150 million dollars of our money to care?
How
come blood is thicker than water?
How
come assholes exist? No, I don’t mean the ones we poop from…I mean the other
kind.
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| An Human asshole up close. Don't touch!! |
How
come the women who comparison shop and show flyers advertising the same product
at a lower price at another store, don’t shop at the other store offering the
lower price in the first place. Why do they stand in front of me in my line at
Wal*Mart? Do they really do something with the money they save or just buy more
cigarettes and booze?
How
come I have such a dim view of these shoppers?
How
come people who smoke those electronic cigarettes don’t realize they are still
inhaling crap into their lungs with every puff?
How
come the people driving in front of me never signal?
How
come cell phone companies lock their cell phones and if we want to unlock them
it costs us 50 bucks? Apparently, it’s to protect us and them from fraud?
How
come people got the brilliant idea to commit fraud in the first place?
How
come a warm, beautiful place like Hawaii is 9 hours away- by air?
How
come Brechin is only 15 minutes away- by car?
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| The Hawaii vs Brechin debate rages on. |
How
come Rob Ford is still in office? How come someone- anyone, can’t do something
about it? What are they afraid of?
How
come Stephen Harper is still in office when a minority of Canadians voted for
this party in the first place?
How
come I can’t think of any more How Comes right now?
