On Bleeker Street with Blanche and Jane
The Gals were in
Paris for a month but now they’re back on Bleeker Street refined and
bi-lingual- well almost. Let’s see what happy Hi-Jinks Blanche and Jane find
themselves in this time…
Blanche:
Bonjour Ma Cherie. Sa Va bien?
Jane:
~puff~drag~puff~ What the *&^% is
that supposed to mean? Have you been drinking?
Blanche:
Oh Jane Dear ~hah, hah~ did you learn
nothing in the City of Light?
Jane:
Sure I did! ~puff~ I learned if you’re
a man you can piss anywhere on the street!
Blanche:
Now Jane. You know very well no man pee’d on the street in front of us!
Jane:
Yah but...How ‘bout behind us!! ~puff~cackle~puff~
Blanche:
Jane! That man was drunk and he had no idea what he was doing!
Jane:
He certainly did Blanche. He pulled out his thingy and let loose on that shop
fenetre! Hee!
Blanche:
…and you think that’s remarkably hilarious- do you?
Jane:
Ho. Hee-Hee. Ho! ~drag~puff~ Mais
Qui!!
Blanche:
Well it seems you got something out of the trip after all. That’s a marvellous
accent.
Jane:
Yah! I picked it up from a sailor in the 19th Arrondissement! Now
that was a French Kiss!
Blanche:
Jane! Your tongue will dry up and fall off one of these days with talk like
that!
Jane:
Hah Hah! Maybe so but I have a great
Parisian memory all the same. Hey!
Blanche:
Yes Jane Dear?
Jane:
Let’s go down to that Frenchie Restaurant on 5th Street. Maybe I’ll get
me another sailor.
Blanche:
All you’ll get is a dose of the “you know what’s” if you don’t change your
ways!
Jane:
~puff~ puff~ Party-Pooper! Now get
your “wheels” in gear . I’ll call a cab!
Blanche:
Oh Jane. If only I wasn’t in this stupid wheelchair!
Jane:
But ya are Blanche! But. You. Are!! ~puff~
