Dear RobBlog Alumni, here's a short, silly bit of business all about Stanley and Roger. Enjoy...
Hey Stanley, do you think I could wear this underwear, the pair I'm wearing to church?
You don't go to church Roger.
I know, I know that- but if I did, could I?
What go to church?
No, not just go to church. Wear this underwear to church.
You don't go to church Roger. Think about it.
But if I did could I wear this underwear Stan?
What now? You mean you want to wear that underwear you're wearing to church of all places.
I'm just asking a hypothetical question Stanley.
Hypothetically do you have any pants on Roger when you go to church?
We're not talking pants here Stanley Dear, we're talking underwear.
I see you're point.
Good. Would I be judged for wearing this underwear Stan?
Well, I don't believe the Lord is there at church to judge you outwardly.
Meaning?
She's more interested in the inner you. That's where you'll be fully judged Roger.
Huh....
Huh What?
Huh, I didn't know the Lord was a Lady, Stan.
