I am taking a few days off, so I asked my best girlfriend Dame Clare Voyant, to write a little something, so look out- here she comes.
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Holiday Happenings
by Dame
Clare Voyant
Now that
nice man Mr. Reid- who owns this Blog, is allowing me- once again, to sub hit
for him with this column of mine. He’s taking a small break you see. I truly
appreciate the gesture at this warm, joyous time of the year, even though your
Royal Dameness is practically up to ample bosom with Holiday preparations.
I
really am My Dears.
I
mean that,
I
really do.
Why,
there are several trees to be decorated- although my Darling Pool Boy Roger and
his “hubbie” Xavier helped me drag my balls out a day or so ago, to see just
what I have in storage. Well, you know the “Gays” and their “balls”. Everything
has to be hung just so. ~snicker~
My
Dear’s the Palais Royale- just on the outskirts of town, will absolutely
“sparkle” all through the season. From the electronically enhanced front gate
to the Chauffer’s quarters we absolutely glow!
Speaking
of such, I remember one year my Chauffeur Rudy got the 57 Chevy all oiled and
gassed up to take Roger, Xavier, my Best friend Hedda Lettuce and myself tree
shopping. Hedda, Rudy and I were in the Chevy’s cab while the boys jumped into
the back, wrapping up tight in a couple of Hudson Bay blankets. Rudy turned up
the Christmas tunes and we were good to go!
There
is a special “tree place” My Dears- in that little burg called Oro-Medonte,
that we have driven to these past few years. Now it’s all part and Christmas parcel
of our Holiday Traditions. We gathered armloads of fresh branches and a tree or
two then headed back towards town. A quick stop at the Canadian Tire for some
new LED lights that Rudy said we simply must have My Dears- and we were off to
brunch and liquid refreshments.
Now,
My Dears, I must say when this group of “giddies” gets together all “heck” can
break loose. We stopped at a local watering hole to grab a sandwich and a few
beers. We chatted and laughed and talked of how we would decorate the trees. I
believe we were feeling quite happy.
I
must say that My Dears. I
really must!
Roger
and Xavier broke into song at several points and even encouraged one of the
Male servers to sit at the old 88’s and bang out a Christmas Song or two. It
was absolutely delightful and brought me closer to the Holiday Season. Hedda
and I sang our own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas, however My Dears,
it got pretty naughty towards the 9th, 10th and 11th
days. I just couldn’t repeat the lyrics here in this Blog that we sang. Mr.
Reid would flip!
He
really would My Dears.
I
mean that.He really, really would.
After
we were all “tanked” up, off the 57 Chevy sped to the Palais- just on the
outskirts of town. We unloaded the boughs and trees into the barn to keep them
cool, while Roger and Xavier headed to the indoor pool to shimmy into their
speedos for a little “heated” dip.
What
a memory and how cherry red their suits were!
Anyway,
later today Hedda and I will spread every issue of House and Home- from the
past 20 years, on the Living Room rug and begin to look for Holiday Decorating
ideas.
We’ll
have a terrific time.
I
really mean that My Dears.
I
really do.
I
must toodle away now because your Dameness has a date with a loofah sponge and a
pedicure artiste. The things we “gals” must do to look presentable and garner
that “Holiday Glow”.
Tah
for now!
