Dear
Province of Quebec and Pauline Marois- Dictator,
Look,
I’ll keep this simple Pauly.
If
you want to go- leave Canada I mean, just do it and be done with it.
Get
the hell out!
Like
many English Canadians I have had enough. I have listened to the whining from
your province for decades and before that through the history books.
Keep
your language and make your country. I prefer France anyway and your invite to
have Canadians visit once you separate is the last thing either I or my fellow
English Canadians would consider doing.
Ever.
That
means for all time.
Get
it?
Begone.
Get
out.
Close
the door and turn out the lights.
I
don’t want to hear the whys, wherefores and poor, poor us/me and my/our French
language and Culture.
Did
I mention I would rather visit France- Paris in particular anyway?
Keep
being the dictator Pauline. Have your language police continue to hunt down
those conspiring English bastards who dare use English Language signs for
decoration in their place of business or online on their Facebook Page.
I
thumb my nose at you and spit in your general direction.
Yes,
I am one of the “henglish people” you want to get away from.
You
have my permission to go.
I
used to support your individuality and Culture but not any more.
I
am tired of it.
Every
last bit of it.
If
I could, I’d slice a knife down your provincial borders and fling you into the Atlantic.
I’d
set you free.
Set
you adrift.
Then
I’d build a fence.
A
big fence to keep you out.
So,
go my French children for the rest of Canada doesn’t care anymore. We have
bigger fish to fry.
I’m
sure we can come up with something just as good as poutine.
Frig
off.
Shut
the Hell up and get out of here.
There.
I
am done.
Can’t
make it any clearer than that- can I?
Oh.
A couple of small things before you close the border.
Hand
in your passports.
Give
us back our money. Print your own or use Monopoly cash- whatever.
I
mean why would you want Liz – an English Queen, on your money anyway?
Let
all the Henglish out first your Grande Dictatorship
and
then if I haven’t been clear enough already and in the nicest possible, English
Canadian way-
Shut
the Fuck up!
Regards
and the best of luck,
Rob
An
Henglish purr-sun.
