Did
you hear about the guy in Russia who nailed his “nuts” to the cobble stones of
Red Square?
Ouch!
This
same “performance artist” sewed his mouth shut a couple of years ago. Now
how can we use this important information to the betterment of mankind?
Hmmm.
Rob
Ford comes to mind- although I am sure he hasn’t seen his “nuts” in decades.
Well, how could he? It’s like walking in a graveyard. You are aware the ghosts
are there but you just can’t see them. Now, on the other hand, fusing his lips
together might just be the ticket. It would accomplish two things. He’d shut up
and he’d lose weight.
That
Quebec Queen- Pauline Marois could be another candidate.
The
Quebec charter business.
Oie!
I
do tend to agree with the “dress code”. I dunno why…
It’s
the conservative in me, I suppose. It’s the thought that you are welcome to
come to my country but leave your troubles and religious junk at the door.
Then,
there’s a local selection.
Ms. Whats-her-Name who doesn’t have “balls” to begin with- literally I mean, could tone
down the rhetoric some.
No,
better still. Just sew it up.
Then,
I’ve been told of a recent comment made by someone regarding theatre companies. Apparently- according to his vast knowledge, any performance
outside of certain local space would tend to be “rinky-dink”. This come from
someone who has never attended a show of mine- even with the offer of comp
tickets.
Sew
it up.
He’ll
get nailed next time when the peeps decide. That will take care of that.
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Three
more candidates could be Pamela Wallin, Mike Duffy and that Patrick fella- who
lost a boxing match with Justin. Having been removed- at least temporarily from
the Senate, they’ve already been nailed. Of the three perhaps only Patrick had
balls to pick that fight with Justin who apparently had much bigger balls or at
the very least biceps- because he won.
Now,
I am not sure as an artist or simply as a man, I would ever consider nailing my
balls to a rock- although I feel like I’ve had that done to me by someone else several
times in my life. To be truthful, I wouldn’t even know how to go about it. I
mean, fondling one’s balls is one thing. Sliding off a bicycle seat is another
and being kicked in the “boys” is quite another but to actually decide to nail
‘em down…well…would I use-
A
pneumatic hammer or a manual hammer.
Would
I ask someone to help me or do it myself.
Would
I numb them with ice first?
So
may questions and only a couple of balls.
