It’s another episode from our the two gals on Bleeker Street- Baby Jane and Blanche. Don’t judge…just enjoy.
Jane: Fer chrissakes Blanche, is that all you ever do?
Blanche: What Jane Dear?
Jane: Sit in that godforsaken chair and stare straight out the window?~ puff, drag~
Blanche: Why Jane, there’s a whole winter world of love out there.
Jane: Oh wonderful. Now she’s quoting Engelfert Bumperdink.
Blanche: It’s Humperdinck Jane Dear. Engelbert Humperdinck. Arnold Dorsey really.
Jane: Dorsey what Blanche ~puff, puff~.
Blanche: Arnold Dorsey. Mr. Humperdinck is just a stage name Jane Dear.
Jane: Stage name? What the? Speaking of stage…there’s one leaving in 10 minutes…
Blanche: I know… you wish I were on it. Jane Darling, you must look for a new schtick.
Jane: There’s nothing wrong with the schtick I have. Course it sounds funnier when…
Blanche: I know that one too- when you drink. Jane, you’re missing so much out there.
Jane: ~puff, drag, puff~ Out where?
Blanche: Out there! Outside that window. Why just look at those cute little birdies.
Jane: The only cute birdie I wanna see is one roasting in the oven!
Blanche: Now Jane Dear. Really. Just come over here and look at these little Darlings.
Jane: ~puff, puff~ All they do is eat and shit. Then they eat and shit some more.
Blanche: Jane that’s the first true thing you’ve said all day- eat and shit… just like you!
Jane: ~ puff, drag, puff~ Oh just shut the hell up and look out your damned window.
Blanche: With pleasure Jane Dear, with great pleasure. ~chuckle, chuckle~